One of the great things about buying soda and beer for the bottle caps is the possibility of discovering delicious, unusual and tasty beverages. Who knows what kinds of drinks are out there that I haven’t tried and will love some day? However, one of the downfalls is having to taste some that are truly awful. The latter applies to Pony Malta. I think the best way to describe it is drinking a tree sandwich. That’s right—a tree stuffed between two pieces of malty bread. A malt beverage hailing from Colombia, Pony Malta was procured at my local corner deli. It’s billed as an energy drink, but I am not quite sure who will have the energy to drink this. Yuck.